I have been madly in love with Fabio ever since season 5. The man cracks me up and that is a strong quality for me in a person. The man can cook, he made it to the Top 4 in his season, but sadly he was sent home last night. It was a big heartbreaking seeing that i loved his life but also he was sent home on making a bad burger. I die for a juicy delicious burger! How can the man I love fail at making BURGERS! sadness.
Regardless, I am a fan of Fabio fo' life. I hope he gets his own show because the man is talented and hilarious and I can listen to his Italian American accent all day.
And now I leave you with my TOP 5 reasons why I heart Fabs. (we're on a nickname basis)
1) TOP SCALLOPS MOMENT-Jamie sucks and all she makes is scallops. Fabio agrees.
and other AMAZING quotes such as:
• "I'm 30 years old and I have to sleep in a bunky bed."
• "We could serve monkey ass on an empty clam shell and we would still win." (On his front-of-house prowess)
• "Next time I'm gonna do a piece of toast, bacon and some bulls**t eggs on it, and I'll probably be one of the top three."
• "Go to the hospital? I'd rather chop my finger off and put it on the flat top." (After breaking his finger)
• "I got so many kick in my ass that sometime when I am in the bathroom I poop shoes out of my ass."
2) HE HAS AN E-BOOK CALLED...
Did i Really Make Breakfast ???
holy shit, breakfast is my favorite food EVER.
3) HE HAS LOVE AFFAIRS WITH MALE CONTESTANTS. ie Stefan, Richie...Love tweet to Richie:
@fabioviviani Tic toc tic toc tic toc..... Tonight ill be on my worste Behavior ;-)) TOP CHEF ALL STARS live Tweet !! @bravotv @richardblaise Love you !!
@fabioviviani My Grandma meatball recipes is on your way ;-)) kill em @richardblais i love you Brother !!
4) HE MAKES LIGHT OF GETTING THE BOOT. AND HAS A TURTLE PET.
5) HE'S A GOOD PERSON!
Fabio is currently working on opening the Firenze4Kids Foundation, which will emphasize the promotion of health and wellness for kids through good nutrition and will also launch kidshealthcafe.com, the largest informative resource library available online, designed to enhance a healthy and safe lifestyle for children.
I love this man. May he get his own show!!!

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